Hey Turds,
It’s summer and you know what that means…we are in survival mode. The shop slows down giving us a little break, but ya know…that hurts the wallet too. We do our best to catch up on projects that tend to get neglected during our busy season. Hopefully we’ll find time to get to the beach, maybe get out of town for a few days and recharge the old batteries. We honestly don’t have a whole lot to cover in this issue, but we do have one very exciting announcement, and a certain employee of the month has some gripes to get off her chest. Please enjoy this brief issue while sipping something cold next to the pool. We hope you have a wonderful summer!
Love,
The Liberty Team
HANNAH…Hannah is doing her usual thing as a mom and a barber. With the kiddo home from school this summer, Hannah is spending a lot of time keeping her entertained. When she’s not busy raising her kid, she’s spending her free time torturing her friends during Bourbon Street bar crawls.
JENNY…Jenny is still recovering from the aforementioned bar crawl.
CHRIS…It’s awesome now that Chris has Wednesdays off to go fishing! His trailer died just in time. Whatever. Nobody cares.
DEBY…Deby is doing her thing with us on Thursdays and most Saturdays. She seems to get a kick out of our brand of weirdness.
DANNY…It’s official everyone…we have a new apprentice! Danny Stegner is already a familiar face in the neighborhood and has previously been one of our featured artists. He has extensive service industry and construction experience. We’re so excited to see how he progresses through the program. If you or anyone you know is interested in being a practice model, please email us at libertybarbersnola@gmail.com.
GRAPES AND OTHER STUFF I FORGOT…Do you even think about Moxie anymore? Last time my mommy wrote a whole newsletter about snack mommy winning her license. Big deal. Nobody wrote about the time I won at A+ Beagley College. And I sniffed so many papers just like French Fry taught me! It’s like they forgot all about my tummy and my speckled toes.
I’m surrounded by traitors! Snack mommy keeps telling my real mommy that she should get another big, dumb doofus. That’s rude. AND SCARY! We had this other dog, Willie Ween, live with us for like 3 whole days because his mom and dad ran away. Probably because he’s rude and sleeps in their bed. My real mommy cuddled with him and everything. Not only that…but those cats are still here! Kimmy is OK…I guess. She sits on my mommy a lot, and I hate it! Larry is the worst though. I get really, really chicken hungry and dad saves me all the bites. At least he used to until he started giving Larry bites, and I want all the ham! It’s like they don’t even know I exist. Mommy is like, I’m gonna leave you at home and not even think about you all day! She’s like, ok if you’re so mad, write about the grapes in the newsletter. I can’t even eat grapes! What’s next…letting Danny be EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, LITERALLY EVERY MONTH? It’s just so scary. Just wait til they see how hard it is, and how I do everything! They will come crawling back then.
