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Polished Turd Newsletter: January 2026

Posted on 1.8.26

Hey Turds, Happy New Year! Wow…2025 has come and gone. We hope you and your loved ones are…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: Fall 2025

Posted on 9.17.25

Hey Turds, We hope you’re all getting adjusted to the new school year. There’s something about fall that’s…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: Summer 2025

Posted on 6.5.25

Hey Turds, It’s summer and you know what that means…we are in survival mode. The shop slows down…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: Hannah 2025 Edition

Posted on 4.1.25

Hey Turds, Say what!? Another newsletter already? We know what you’re thinking. To what or whom do we…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: March 2025

Posted on 3.20.25

Hey Turds, How is it that we’re already here? The first quarter of 2025 is coming to an…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: January 2025

Posted on 1.4.25

Hey Family, This isn’t exactly the issue we expected to publish. On January first one individual stole our…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: Jenny’s Farewell Issue

Posted on 6.29.24

Hey Turds! It’s so hard to begin this issue of the Polished Turd but it must be done.…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: Summer Shout-outs

Posted on 6.15.24

Hey Turds! We sincerely apologize to our avid readers for the delay with this issue! If you’ve been…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: April 2024

Posted on 4.2.24

Hey Turds! This year has only just begun but there’s already so much going on! Mardi Gras feels…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: January 2024

Posted on 2.3.24

Hey Turds! We’re quickly approaching Fat Tuesday where we get to see a special brand of stupid (and…

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