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Polished Turd Newsletter: Jenny’s Farewell Issue

Posted on 6.29.24

Hey Turds! It’s so hard to begin this issue of the Polished Turd but it must be done.…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: Summer Shout-outs

Posted on 6.15.24

Hey Turds! We sincerely apologize to our avid readers for the delay with this issue! If you’ve been…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: April 2024

Posted on 4.2.24

Hey Turds! This year has only just begun but there’s already so much going on! Mardi Gras feels…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: January 2024

Posted on 2.3.24

Hey Turds! We’re quickly approaching Fat Tuesday where we get to see a special brand of stupid (and…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: 2023 Holiday Edition

Posted on 12.5.23

Hey Turds! We don’t know about you…but the holidays are flying by for us. We’ve been spending most…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: October 2023

Posted on 10.25.23

Hey Turds! Well, it was bound to happen. After nearly four solid years of only 4- and 5-star…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: Back to School 2023

Posted on 8.29.23

Hey Turds! OK, school is back in session so it’s time to get our collective shit together and…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: July 2023

Posted on 7.19.23

Hey Turds! Well, it’s summer folks. Jenny is thinking about adding something like a swear jar to the…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: May 2023

Posted on 5.16.23

Hey Turds! So here we are…the home stretch of our busiest time of the year! Between festing, graduating,…

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Polished Turd Newsletter: Quarterly Update

Posted on 4.14.23

Hey Turds! We are so excited about this issue of the Polished Turd! There has been a lot…

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